21 Criteria... 1-10/21

We were chatting. Then there's this topic about 20 criteria for a boyfriend. But 21 is more interesting, cause 21 = adult. But when I got home, I realize I'll be having a hard time listing it. So, here's what you'll get, from dramas or movie...with a twist (I try...but I can't think of 21!! It's too tough!)

21 Criteria:

1. Handsome

Whispers: He's so cool! He's the coolest! He can never be compared! He looks like those Anime characters, just too cool! O my, those eyes! Electrifying! I'm having a Cloud9 moment!

GF: Em...How am I going to date if my classmates are here in the restaurant stalking you?

2. Kindhearted

BF: Cutie pie, please bear with them.
GF: I'm okay with them living here in our apartment, but we do need a little privacy, you know? You gotta control a bit about helping homeless and less fortunate people.
BF: I know I've been letting them stay here for a few months. But I find it really hard to tell 30 people that they need to go some other place.

3. Rich

GF: There you go again into the bathroom.
BF: Why not?
GF: Indulgence. Taking a bath in dollars is not the proper way to be clean and hygienic!
BF: How many people get the chance to do this?
GF: I'm out of ideas. I give up. When you can't win 'em, join 'em. Wait for me!

4. Respect the elders

BF: Ma'am, good evening. How are you?
Mother: You chose a sweet boy.
BF: Please seat ma'am
Mother: Thank you. This sofa is nice.
BF: Would you like some tea?
Mother: Yes. Such a good boy.
BF: Cake ma'am?
Mother: Thank you. You are such a good cook!
BF: Umm...we bought it from the store. She said it's your favorite.
Mother: So cute.
GF: Mother, are you going to praise him for every gesture?
Mother: It's very good to respect the elders, rite?

5. Funny, makes you happy

GF: Why do you want to wear that red nose thingy?
BF: Cause I want to make you happy. You wrote it in your blog.
GF: But, today is my sister's wedding day, wearing the clown nose is not quite appropriate.

6. Writes love letters to you

BF: I failed my language test.
GF: I'm so sorry to hear that. Let me give you a kiss.
BF: But it's not fair.
GF: How?
BF: It said to write a letter to your loved ones. I wrote it, sincerely.
GF: To whom?
BF: To you.
GF: Aww...You're so sweet. But aren't you suppose to write according to what the title says? The point was "Write a letter to a brother whose currently abroad".

7. Musically talented

GF: You love music more than me, isn't it?
BF: No, that's not true.
GF: But you've been practicing piano more than we go out dating.
BF: Just sit back and relax.
GF: Wha....
BF starts playing "To my bride"
BF: Will you marry me?

8. Knows how to do house chores

Mother: The house is so clean. But you couldn't have done it, who did it?
GF: My BF.
Mother: Can I hire him to clean my house?

9. Doesn't get angry easily

Classmate: I'm gonna bet 50 dollars that you can't get your boyfriend to be angry.
GF: Watch and learn.
BF walks in.
GF: Honey, I broke your glass-made car.
BF: O dear. Never mind.
GF: But it's your most prized possession. There's only one in the whole world. It represents you.
BF: But it's still just a car.
GF: Aren't you angry about it? And all the other stuff I broke for the past week?
BF: They can be fixed. Don't worry about it.
GF: You really can't get angry, huh?
BF: I guess.
GF: I give up. Here's your 50 dollars. (hands to classmate)
BF: You were BETTING? HOW COULD YOU?
GF: And I'll take back the 50.

10. Sings with you, to you

Classmate: I'm so sure, I bet he can't sing!
GF: Are you that sure? I'll accept the bet.
Classmate: We'll see.
BF walks in.
GF sings.
GF: The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
BF: You're BETTING again.
BF sings along.
BF: And the truth in your eyes......(continues)
Classmate faints.